tmi-tuesday

1. What is the best sandwich?

My favourite sandwich of all time is probably Devon with Tomato Sauce, something I had back in school as a kid. While I don’t get it often any more, maybe as the kids grow up, it might re-enter the lunch rotation.

2. Scariest animal?

Now are we after the scariest I am likely to encounter face-to-face? Or the scariest of all time?

For me, I’m somewhat petrified of spiders, especially the lethal variety. And living in Sydney, the funnel web spider does make an appearance. Luckily I haven’t come across one, but there is always the possibility.

Now the scariest of all time, well I’ve heard stories about hippopotamus, boa constrictors, and saltwater crocodiles. Hopefully I never encounter them face-to-face.

3. Ever asked someone for an autograph?

Nope. I don’t have a fascination for collecting autographs, plus the people I’d be interested in getting them from would make for an awkward conversation.

4. Favourite action movie?

I’m not a huge movie fan at the best of times, let alone picking a particular genre of movies.

If I have to pick something, probably The Matrix.

5. Fave rom-com?

Again, another difficult choice. Lets go with Juno.

6. Window or aisle?

I’m assuming a plane or train seat, definitely window. My bladder & bowels of steel can make holding on easy enough, provided I’ve done a tactical toilet use beforehand.

7. Favourite smell?

Dark chocolate, or warm popcorn.

8. Least favourite smell?

My farts. They can stink out a room with ease.

9. Most used app on your phone?

Right now, would probably be my Reddit app, linked to my kinky account.

10. You only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life, what is it?

Right now, my favourite song is Amazonia from Gojira.

Bonus: Describe the rest of your life in five words.

Unknown. Crazy. Chaotic. Long. Over-thought.

Select a kink

You’re a first-time visitor to a dungeon, and you are ‘centre stage’ because a sizeable crowd has gathered to watch you:

1. Writhing from bare-hand spanking
2. Restrained on an X-cross receiving a whipping
3. Dangling in air wrapped in an ornate web of rope
4. Naked on a floor mat with 3 people pleasuring you

Being the masochist that I can be, any of 1, 2 or 3 can my preferred choice, but being somewhat of a pain slut, a bare-handed spanking is what I truly want right now.

Write a 50-word story using bind, blind & tease

You kneel on the bed as I bind your hands behind your back. I reach over and grab a blindfold to make sure that you are blind to what is coming as I tease your body in anticipation of your body taking my cock deep inside you. I wrap the blindfold around your head, and help lean you forward resting on your knees and shoulders waiting for me to tease your cunt from behind.

Sex doll play

I could honestly swap between being the doll or being the doll-master. This would entirely depend on my switch mood for the day.

The idea of being the doll-master means I would get to have my way with the doll. Use the doll as my pain slut for spankings and canings, before having my way with the doll, filling her with loads of my cum.

On the other hand, to give up control of my body, and have a woman or man use me for their unadulterated pleasure. To be the fuck toy for them, to be the cum dump for them, to be their fuck doll.

Could you fall in love with and set up home with someone who has $100,000 (usd) in debt?

Money is always a contentious issue when it comes to relationships. Starting a relationship with significantly different levels of debt could cause issues, unless the debt is warranted, for example a HECS debt here in Australia for higher education is something that is paid off through taxation, so not really a huge burden versus say $100,000 of credit card debt with massive interest rates.

However, could I fall in love with and setup a home, for the right person I probably could, but they would need to fill a lot of my kink shoes.

Is it important for you to be the breadwinner or make more money than your significant other?

Do I want to earn more than my wife? No. I want my wife to earn as much as she is capable and comfortable as long as she enjoys what she does, and we are living within our means.

Are you happy with your chosen career path? What could be better?

What I do as a career is fine, the problem that I have is the office politics and all that goes along with it. I love learning new skills and knowledge about the career I have chosen. The only thing that could make it better would be removing the office politics that go along with it, (and deadlines of course).

Would you start a business with your significant other? Why or why not?

I have no interest in starting a business from the ground up. I don’t have the drive to setup the foundations of a business, let alone starting a business of some sort with my wife.

Bonus: Can money buy you love?

No. It makes some aspects of life easier, which may allow me time to explore my relationship with my wife. But money cannot buy love directly.